nameraka

yeah, it's still illegal here and i haven't had those kinds of connections in years. i suppose i could break out my old copy of the anarchist's cookbook and try smoking banana peels or some other crazy shit that'll likely just give me a headache... or there's always :beer:

and i don't have any pot. well, other things to do in the middle of a day on a thursday?

april 20, 1999 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbine_High_School_massacre

i'm gonna go outside and get some fresh air. you don't want that do you? i know you don't. 'cause i don't.

that's that bad spin off of the tracy ullman show, right?

wow. it's like all the air just went out of the room.

um... blackened?

scotch. in a glass.

still don't believe it...

yeah, i don't know what that is.

except for that whole, I'm nearly 60 and still act like a whiny emo teenager thing...

hi there. i'm jim nacho, inventor of the nacho.

a zebra that's been shot... because poaching is very common in parts of Africa.

there you go getting technical mr brainypants! this is why you don't have friends...

i will take two of each.

make sure it's well done so it doesn't resurrect.

right back at you.

i literally do not know what that is.

but i'm not a religious person.

and possibly the worst.

How do you do that again?

I ain't drinking your damn Kool aid.

i thought she had low expectations...

still my favorite.