nameraka

holy shit... this is exactly why i've had a case of the fake people my whole life... from now on i am going to think at least twice before i let people into my goddamn life!!

yeah... yeah...

oh i hope so. i hope so...

building on that previous thought: I'm a newlywed, not a divorcee And everything I do is funky like Lee Dorsey Well, it's the taking of Pelham, one, two, three If you want a doodoo rhyme then come see me God i'm amazing...

this. see this is what i'm talking about people!!!

i find this insulting. i was having a legitimate moment of clarity.

Don't go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to. I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all, But I think you're moving too fast. i know right? i am so deep... ::HMM::

thank god. i was terrified we were banning trans fats. fucking health nazis. i eat what i want.

but i don't want to win.

there were several times i did not openly cry at my desk.

give this guy a southern accent and he becomes half the guys i worked with when i was with the department of transportation.

wow. that escalated quickly.

why is there sugar in the caesar dressing? that's just gross. caesar isn't supposed to be sweet. it's egg, oil, worchestire, lemon, garlic, anchovies. that's all. fuck it. i'll just make my own...

that's what the hair dryer is for...

i have a perfectly good sink, dammit.

oh they'd see you. they'd just be really bad at filming you.

fuck that. new people with their fucking fresh ideas and shit. what happened to good old fashion stagnation?

glad i could help!

i think we can do better. how about, "you deserve thrombosed external hemorrhoids and a swift kick in the ass?"

bumping this because i just feel like people aren't told this enough.

i mean, at least life doesn't go on forever right?

i'm not even sure i'm up for getting out of bed tomorrow morning.

i used to be on 10 hour shifts. it was fine at first but after awhile i started hating it. i do miss those 3 day weekends though...

???

now this is old.