nameraka

it's even good on icecream...

crabs...

i was thinking about stealing one of the eggs... i could train it to be my service animal. like, i have social anxiety. this is my "leave me the fuck alone" hawk.

but raptors are cool.

i know right? i was at work. i actually got some fucking work done. fuck that.

time to write the book you want to read.

don't do it. your soul will thank you.

i was sitting in a cubicle all day.

two little birds are building a nest in one of our trees! by little birds i mean hawks. come to think of it, i haven't seen the neighbor's cat recently... ::HMM::

damn. so close. yet, so far. So close, yet so far away. So close, yet so far away. We believe in tomorrow, maybe more than today. We're so close, so close, yet so far away.

so what you're saying is the point is actually: To dream the impossible dream To fight the unbeatable foe To bear with unbearable sorrow And to run where The brave dare not go damn, i'm good...

holy shit... this is exactly why i've had a case of the fake people my whole life... from now on i am going to think at least twice before i let people into my goddamn life!!

yeah... yeah...

oh i hope so. i hope so...

building on that previous thought: I'm a newlywed, not a divorcee And everything I do is funky like Lee Dorsey Well, it's the taking of Pelham, one, two, three If you want a doodoo rhyme then come see me God i'm amazing...

this. see this is what i'm talking about people!!!

i find this insulting. i was having a legitimate moment of clarity.

Don't go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to. I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all, But I think you're moving too fast. i know right? i am so deep... ::HMM::

thank god. i was terrified we were banning trans fats. fucking health nazis. i eat what i want.

but i don't want to win.

there were several times i did not openly cry at my desk.

give this guy a southern accent and he becomes half the guys i worked with when i was with the department of transportation.

wow. that escalated quickly.

why is there sugar in the caesar dressing? that's just gross. caesar isn't supposed to be sweet. it's egg, oil, worchestire, lemon, garlic, anchovies. that's all. fuck it. i'll just make my own...

that's what the hair dryer is for...