nameraka

much better than antelope tinny sort of word...

omfg juju! juuuuujuuuu... so satisfying. and yet it also feels mildly antisemitic.

i used to stay home and drink or write or write and drink (though this usually resulted in some of the worst writing ever seen by human eyes)

in honor of her recent passing.

i just like saying hulu. say it with me. hulu huuuuluuuuu....

this is a terrible porn analogy. clearly jeremy does the fucking...

see, i actually have a ton of shit i'd love to do that i can't because i work way too much. but yeah, i couldn't just do nothing either. i'd just like to not have my day scheduled out for me.

oh, i'd do things. maybe not conventionally constructive things. i'm just not one of those people who needs someone else to provide structure for them.

that's a good plan. i'll start working on that as soon as i'm sober.

but as we live in a society that fetishizes productivity at the expense of personal fulfillment and actively penalizes anyone who refuses to conform to its blatantly class oriented hierarchy i feel compelled to drink constantly to quell my misery. and you need money for that, so...

once upon a time. ghosts. the end.

my package always arrives on time. i don't even know what i mean by that.

i did that once. once...

this is actually a question to see if any of you all have any insights. the colts are cutting a young, productive d-lineman simply because they are switching from a 3-4 defense to a 4-3. why the fuck do new head coaches always do this shit? wouldn't it make more sense to go out and hire a defensive coordinator experienced in running the scheme that best fits the personnel you already have instead of turning over your entire front seven (and their backups) to fit a new scheme? i mean, reich is an offensive guy anyway. why would he even care which scheme they run? it's not like one scheme has been consistently proven to be more effective than the other. and i've now officially spent way too much time thinking about this. http://www.colts.com/news/article-1/Colts-Releasing-Defensive-Lineman-Johnathan-Hankins/103066e2-c655-4260-9646-f38d5054ac95

can confirm. i was a bit shocked the first time this happened to me.

It's cold...

Let's all get drunk and fight!

1. start paying attention to how stupid most people actually are. 2. dwell on this. the rest comes naturally but not without a healthy side dose of misanthropy.

here ya go.

You called?

yeah, i know i've already posted this. it just seemed appropriate.

yep. found another one.

wouldn't hamburger helper be poor man's hamburger helper?