nameraka

and i for one don't think you should have to. though, i should also point out that my opinion on the matter carries exactly zero weight.

i request cremation.

fuck april...

last night i got super sloshed and made garlicy grilled cheese sandwiches out of croissants. like eating a cheesy donut. i think i may have clogged an artery though...

just saw this headline on google news. DO NOT PUBLISH - Former first lady Barbara Bush d*es at age 92 DO NOT PUBLISH CBS News· 1 hour ago Barbara Bush, the witty, gregarious matriarch of a political dynasty that propelled two of its...

i hear you. they're one of my all time favorites, but my wife thinks they just sound like a bunch of noise.

god... that is annoying.

g pulp fiction is better. also, i'm a big fan of true romance. (written by, not directed)

that's gross.

objective truth.

jesus. i've driven that stretch waaay too many times. it's hell. the only worse stretch i've driven was I-90 east-west through south dakota. you can go for like a half hour without even seeing another car. nothing but prairie grass.

free your mind and your ass will follow

have you tried this?

i've never been there either.

how the fuck did you get my picture?

chopper command

what do you mean? i have a very positive outlook.

also, when you wake up in the morning and you didn't die in your sleep.

you've probably contracted the death. it will all be over soon.

that's what you get for eating all that junk food.

What was the coolest and least... um... coolest sight you've seen. Coolest: the dead sea, israel least cool the corn palace, mitchell, SD.