nameraka

imma go outside and get some sunshine and fresh air. you see what you people have driven me to?

I have a cat, but I keep the bathroom door closed. Which way?

ET for Atari 2600. The worst game ever created.

how is she younger than me but looks older?

*gets to work*

sure what the fuck's a chode?

i would settle for a good cognac.

i seem to remember having friends in highschool then at some point i realized they were all terrible. now i have a dog.

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i would personally prefer beef jerky. but any evidence of concern for one's emotional state is nice.

wait. which way is the wrong way?

she doesn't care either. by people, i mean facebook.

eh. that's only like 3 and a half years. there's music. i'm good.

wouldn't that be galifianaki? it's from the latin, right?

i seriously don't give a fuck which way the toilet paper faces. no really. no fucks given. fight me.

don't be sad cause two outta three ain't bad.

did i tell you about the grilled cheese sandwiches i made with croissants and garlic butter? they'll give you a fucking coronary.

because you have to declare it publicly to make it official.

just to be clear. not a knock on kendrick lamar. i just think the pulitzer choices in the fiction category have been shit for about ten years and i'm petty. (that's also the only one i really care about)

ahem... you mean aka deathstroke knock off.

Dude. Duuuuuuude....

orcs feel like more of a thursday kind of thing.