nameraka

Dude?

Whoa. Dude...

dude...

where's my car?

that is weird...

Duuuuuuuude...

i'm not sure which is worse, that they exist or that i do...

the good news is you didn't miss second christmas!

and i for one don't think you should have to. though, i should also point out that my opinion on the matter carries exactly zero weight.

i request cremation.

fuck april...

last night i got super sloshed and made garlicy grilled cheese sandwiches out of croissants. like eating a cheesy donut. i think i may have clogged an artery though...

just saw this headline on google news. DO NOT PUBLISH - Former first lady Barbara Bush d*es at age 92 DO NOT PUBLISH CBS News· 1 hour ago Barbara Bush, the witty, gregarious matriarch of a political dynasty that propelled two of its...

i hear you. they're one of my all time favorites, but my wife thinks they just sound like a bunch of noise.

god... that is annoying.

g pulp fiction is better. also, i'm a big fan of true romance. (written by, not directed)

that's gross.

objective truth.

jesus. i've driven that stretch waaay too many times. it's hell. the only worse stretch i've driven was I-90 east-west through south dakota. you can go for like a half hour without even seeing another car. nothing but prairie grass.

free your mind and your ass will follow