nameraka

respect the chicken, bitch.

well, it couldn't have been any worse than the book. i could actually see how taking the middle school level prose out of the equation would be an improvement.

Mah $300!!!

that bitch owes me $300.

they said not to tell anyone and maybe they won't cut off the other finger... help me...

i'm a gas.

the same. now, did i ever tell you about how i scored four touchdowns in a single game in the 1966 city championship against andrew johnson high?

done.

yeah, but the person who said that wouldn't say who the fuck they were so we have no way of knowing if they did or did not have the authority to promise no quizzes. that's it. from now on we should all wear nametags. or maybe if there was some way we could identify one another without using actual names, like a fake name that we just use on the boards or something. someone needs to look into that...

okay, but you have to call me Al.

yeah. you kinda look like you.

like, officially?

No. I am spartacus.

so, you're this meredith person then?

is that like pigs in a blanket? i could go for that right now...

funny story. i'm actually an alt that became self aware.

i literally have no idea what that is.

seriously. who the fuck are you people anyway? wait. don't tell me. i don't want to assume any responsibility for your lives. just make something up. it's better that way.

once upon a time good stuff happened just not to you the end ...for now...

everyone, apparently.

inorite?

inorite?

and your fancy cognitive dissonance.