nameraka

oddly enough, i ran into her the other day. she shops at a bookstore where i shelve a few days a week. comes in at least once a month. really nice girl...

eh. when i joined in 2007 ib was a cesspool. it stayed that way. but it was my fucking cesspool.

i prefer in. but the wife prefers out, and she usually gets her way. sadly, that's also a euphemism.

wait... then who are you calling? that must be a confusing conversation...

huh? i... don't think so...

who's with me?!!!

you must be mistaken. i don't have a personality. i'm just cynicism and waaay too much caffeine.

dude. that is straight up scary...

oh. you didn't stay for the scene after the credits did you? jesus brought him back from the dead.

missandei naked...

i'm gonna go buy me some fiber supplements...

haven't seen it yet, but i went ahead and read all the spoilers.

it scares me too. i'm almost as old now as he was when he died.

yeah. my cousin has been gone for six years now. got colon cancer in his early 40's. get your asses checked people.

i was actually thinking of downloading a bunch of free ebooks from someplace like project gutenberg and then offering them for sale on my own website just to see how many people are stupid enough to pay for free stuff.

no, seriously. no one is going to pay. no one.

intentionally tank the interview just to see how uncomfortable you can make the interviewer. possible options: a. fake conspiracy theorist: throw out some nonsense codeword or phrase like he or she is supposed to know what it means. when they ask what you're talking about, you confess that you know the company is a front for the bilderberg group and is trying to recruit you into the illuminati. b. fake having a stroke just start making random sounds and talking gibberish, then drop the phone. c. try sell them amway or any combination of the above.

also, cap's lost weight while in hiding.

with maria hill instead of destroying the universe, they go to the mall.

just as it looks like thanos is going to win, nick fury shows up.

just remember. if you get in there and it looks like you're going down in flames, go full kamikaze on that fucker. you'll be glad you did.

genius!!!

dude. no one is paying for this. it's just not going to happen.

that seems... risky... also, i live over a thousand miles from the border.

ideas? what do you do when you're short a few? the financials are gonna get tight for me this summer. things should even back out in september. i just don't want to have my car repossessed in the meantime.