nameraka

you clearly learned more than i did.

yet, we do want to hear about you telling us about him telling everyone about the girl he brought home last night. life is so strange...

actually, i've reconsidered my position now i'm pretty much:

no. but the $20 bill is.

oh. well, maybe she's just trying to shock you. you should one up that. or play it off like, "oh really? my mom was a stripper."

mine probably won't stay down long enough for all that. i plan on drinking much tequila.

chairs i like chairs. i bring my own.

you mean this one?

fajitas are not tacos they are completely different tacos are tortilla, meat, vegetables, cheese, and sauce fajitas are tortilla, meat, vegetables, cheese, and sauce flattened in a grill press not even similar.

reason? i mean, are you trying to hire her for an event or something?

probably refried bean then. and maybe soft tortillas...

so, what kind of tacos go best with tequila?

i'm fine with cannibalism but i'm not okay with ohio...

tell that to my hangover in the morning.

well, i love bourbon. so, sure, i guess.

it's a whiny little bitch and it will pay...

i am not an alcoholic. i just really, really hate my liver.

i killed my sims once because they had kids. i hate kids. oh, and this one time i was playing skyrim as a breton and there was this one racist shopkeep going on about how skyrim is for the nords. yeah, i just straight up murdered the dude in his own shop. i'm a bad, bad person.

is pretty much over. i'm gonna have a drink to ring in may the fifth. may the fifth be empty by the end of the night.

so, do what i normally do then.

what is?

you're probably zombie proof...

huh. never heard that before. if anything, i would think the inoculation would mean your plasma would be less likely to carry disease. unless there's something in those inoculations that we don't know about...

yeah... it's an hour one way drive for a four hour shift though. and i have a ton of grading to do. i'll just sell some plasma this week or something.

death we are surrounded by it.