nameraka

indeed i did...

yay.

yep. i need this.

can we include extinct animals?

do not use in shower warnings on hair dryers. you can't figure that one out, we're better off without you.

i shall now troll you.

no, but through no fault of my own. i try to ignore people as much as possible they refuse to return the favor.

Crecy good guess though.

i was an archer in king edward's army. the battle went on forever. into the night. someone set a windmill on fire so we could see to keep at the slaughter. i took an arrow to the knee that day. prior to that i had been something of an adventurer...

samson hasn't yet figured out that my food isn't his food. or maybe i'm the one in the wrong about that...

grade 10-15 essays most of which will be shockingly bad. 2 of which will be pretty solid. but one of those will turn out to be plagiarized. then drink heavily and wish i'd done something else with my life.

graduated from college i think i was pretty drunk that year.

now how will i stop bruce willis from reading my mind?

it doesn't really matter as long as it's grain free. he has food allergies and will break out otherwise.

ooh, i need dog food while you're there.

sucka...

my clothes and a broadsword...

future islands. i doubt it will be a particularly rambunctious crowd. it's just... crowds...

either will get you the other pretty easily not sure it matters.

2 for 2.

not metal. i'm actually expecting a fairly mellow crowd. it's also a nice, but small venue. definitely not a black sabbath kind of crowd.

3 kids are contacted by an advanced alien civilization only to find out that the aliens are just a bunch of kids too.

if this isn't a thing it damn well should be.

and the feeling is mutual. i just wish i had like a physical space bubble.