nameraka

Fuck that guy.

All the good land is taken.

Being the prince that was promised is meaningless.

July 8, 2007

Yup. And I’ve seen everything he’s done. I’m totally normal though. Except for my mushroom fetish.

goddamn mutherfucking sarlacc. i hope i give you the fucking runs you tentacle waving brazzers mascot. 🙁

so i stumbled onto a 17 minute david lynch film on netflix called "what did jack do?" it's basically lynch as a detective interrogating a monkey who's fallen madly in love with a chicken... it's pretty fucking great, actually. 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bseAQtfaxg thanks for this.

never take advice from some random person on the internet.

Same with frogs.

well then. i'm gonna lift this axe thing, menacingly...

we can talk about it. i've never seen it though, so i'll just smile and nod. unless you have pics of lucy and all the sex...

Idk. I’m not psychic.

Well Kirk is dead, so someone’s gotta be Spartacus and I sure as hell don’t want it.

Actually it’s that guy. *points at you*

I declare gwar!

I think we all know that this means that while what the president did was unusual, even questionable, it does not rise to the level of an impeachable offense.

dirty, fucking hippy.