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Swimmod_Luna

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  1. $13.94/hr base pay with 40 hours worked per week (Overtime is discouraged but not forbidden, but I still try to avoid it. Even with being on call this week I'll probably just flex my time and come in late/leave early some days rather than go over 40 hours) Add on to that $0.40/mile driven (Got over $700 last month, on track to get over $500 this month. I get way more back than I pay for gas) $300 Bonus stand-by pay just for being on call when I am on-call, which is only like, every 7 weeks (Not sure if that's the right amount I just heard someone say that I need to find out for sure) Bonus incentives for going over productivity (Minimum productivity is 52% with $400 bonus at 56% and $600 at 60%. With a little bit of luck I think I'll be able to hit 56% this month. Maybe.)
  2. I mean at least I get paid more than babysitting <_<
  3. Shut up or ur uninvited from the wedding
  4. IT'S NOT A COMPLAINT I'M JUST SAYING I totally love talking to clients during dinnertime just to tell them that no, our psychiatrist is not going to pink slip you tomorrow just for going in and talking to him.
  5. Yaaay Already gotten 2 calls after hours. This is supposed to be a "Crisis Line" and neither were emergencies.
  6. If she's smart enough to already be a therapist while still a teen she's too smart for you, bro.
  7. I'm not qualified to actually make diagnoses and even if I were it would be unethical to do so over the internet. That being said I think there's some kind of issues he has and he'd probably benefit from seeing a professional.
  8. Idk last time I looked at his reddit profile it wasn't nearly as bad and he had hardly any posts.
  9. Even when I was a literal child my room was never so gross that I had a fruit fly infestation.
  10. I still can't for the life of me decide what percentage of his persona is just a character and how much is just who he is. Like there's no way he could be 100% like this in real life or he would have been institutionalized long ago. But at the same time no sane person could keep this shit up for so long.
  11. There are no girls on the internet
  12. No flight rewards as far as I know. They say you can get gift cards for "over 100 popular brands" so for all I know there could be airline gift cards available but I can't see like, a list of all the gift card options or anything.
  13. I have Discover It and it's pretty cool. When I signed up they were doing a promotion (pretty sure it's still going on?) where new card members get Cashback Match on all the cashback they earn, so whatever you earn throughout the year they give that same amount back to you after your first year. Can do it as statement credit, direct deposit, or gift card. Their 5% bonus categories have been pretty good this year. I've had the card since April and already have earned over $250. I use my card a lot though.
  14. Literally the only time I've been banned in the entire history of the [asmb] is when I made an alt when I was like 15 and did the lowest effort trolling possible just to get banned on purpose just to see what it was like. And maybe like one or two joke bans if that counts at all.
  15. Talk about a blast from the past. It's like I'm in middle school again.
  16. You know you have a great football team when winning a single regular season game is cause for fireworks.
  17. This whole video just looks like a bunch of fan-made concept phones. There is nothing on any official website saying it's real. The only ones I see that say it's real are just click-bait websites, and eve those have disclaimers saying it's a concept phone not confirmed by Samsung.
  18. https://www.androidheadlines.com/2018/06/samsung-oxygen-concept-features-a-slide-out-display-video.html "Needless to say, this is just an imaginary smartphone, not a leak or anything of the sort....A device like Samsung Oxygen probably won’t become a reality anytime soon"
  19. Read it, read it, read it!
  20. Well...don't just leave us hanging. What did it say?!
  21. Go request off work for that weekend now
  22. BITCH U better come u have almost 2 years to make arrangements
  23. Hey thanks I only have to buy 1/4 the amount of gifts!
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