Swimmod_Luna

Okay u can come But nobody else

He's not invited

Because leap day is cool

Ur mom

Ya what about it

Idk man just whenever we feel like it <_<

I'll host my own jackbox! With blackjack, and hookers!

February 29, 2020. Whoo whoo No u guys can't come.

I woke up this morning at 8:30 and briefly panicked because that's the time I usually leave for work and I thought my alarm didn't go off for some reason. Then I remember it's Sunday so I went back to sleep for 3 more hours and haven't accomplished anything since I woke up.

If you're serious this is legit a sign of mental illness and you need to see a mental health professional. Not even saying this as a dig at you my whole professional career has been about helping people who are mentally ill. Though if you are serious I doubt you'd have made it this far in life without being pink slipped so carry on.

I honestly can't tell with him anymore. It seems like it would be way too much effort to keep up a charade like this for so long, but at the same time he'll sometimes post shit that is just so over the top that it borders on self-referential and I'm just not sure what to think. Oh and he played Quiplash with us last night and submitted an answer about wanting to make out with 15-year-olds so that's a thing.

I mean I was laughing too <_< Then later some dude turned left in front of me and I had to slam on the breaks and she called him a "honkey" and then immediately apologized to me but I just laughed.

I was driving and noticed my pen had broken and I had some ink on my hand. Tried to use the hand sanitizer in my car to clean it. Don't use hand sanitizer to clean ink on your hand it will just spread it around and turn your hands purple. Had a client in the car she was dying laughing.

Alright I guess I see where you're coming from. I used this site and plugged in the numbers for a 25 year old, 5' 10", 160 pound male who is lightly active and got about 2500. Idk the way you said it just sounded like u were saying it was a rule for everyone. And you made eating at a calorie deficit sound so dramatic by saying your "body is eating itself" when that's literally just called losing weight.

If I ate 2500 calories every single day I'd be fat as fuck. Even 2000 is too many for me to maintain my weight because I'm short. Is this post supposed to be some kind of joke because if not the place you're getting your info from is very, very wrong.

Can I punch him

Wow

RIP Just cook half of the chicken bland and the other half in the curry?

Make ur own it was pretty easy

That sounds gud can I have some?

Idk man food has never really had that effect on me personally. Coffee, on the other hand...

I mean it's just chicken, onion, garlic, coconut milk, and spices. Maybe if u never eat spicy food...

It's in my tummy now. There's some curry leftover but I'm 2 lazy to go take a pic <_<

Wut

Chicken breast. And I guess homemade-ish because I just followed a recipe.