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Another unfortunate smoking incident at a refinery in Russia... https://bsky.app/profile/meanwhileua.bsky.social/post/3lgtlwg4tgc2s

Just wondering if I have this right - "It" asked the big tech bros to make the US #1 in AI. Tech Bros say, "Well that will take $1 Trillion and a lot of chips". China says, "Hey we made ours with a lot less money and chips. Here!" Tech Bros. look like idiots as their stock tanks. China's AI becomes the #1 downloaded app on both Apple & Android. China shuts down the AI in China, because Chinese users are asking for info on "Tiananmen Square 1989". Is that right?

Just now

You are mine now, human!

Russia sends wounded troops to battle...on crutches.

How to be a President...

Near Earth Asteroid turns out to be Musk's Car

I bet the second one is better in a traffic jam.

https://united24media.com/latest-news/lukashenko-claims-victory-with-over-87-in-belarusian-elections-5380

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/chicago-politics/ice-confirms-enhanced-targeted-operations-in-chicago-this-weekend/3656457/

https://www.politico.eu/article/trump-floats-reversing-decision-to-leave-who/ Same indecisive beta.

Ooo - how about changing Mar-a-lago to "The Fred Trump Home for Criminally Insane Pedos"?

I think you misunderstand - "it" is a horse's ass.

I have a great idea, put his face where the hind end of Crazy Horse's horse will be.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

Not buying it. it should know that people still call it "Sears Tower" and "Marshall Field's", despite buy out "name changes" (Willis & Macy's, respectively).

Not sure why this is funny. Global warming is not only stressing crops, but releasing spores that have been buried below permafrost for centuries. Some might be crop destroying in the same way that a nearby chicken farm just had to kill all its flock due to bird flu. The West is on fire, the Deep South getting snow. Gallows humor, maybe?