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That's mean. Lots of work to do makes the day go by faster. Otherwise it will seem like the clock never moves.

It's hot because you have it toasted/heated. There's never been enough pepper on it to make it "hot".

When did you stop taking your Lithium?

I never liked closing. But then again, I didn't like opening either.

Tough to find good pastrami anywhere - with the fat still on it like it used to be.

Terminal Flautulence

Who doesn't?

But if nobody raises a red flag, then how will anybody else (Gov't) know the kid has issues. People knew his adoptive father died when he was 4. People knew his adoptive mother died last month of the flu. People saw other things. Only one person raised a red flag, because of a post on social media & sent the screenshot to the FBI. They couldn't find the kid.

It takes a village to raise a kid. It also takes a village to ignore the warning signs that said kid is giving off. Then it takes a village to blame the government in the aftermath.

So you need to break wind?

10th Anniversary of the shooting at Cole Hall, Northern Illinois University. Yesterday, a Chicago Police Commander was gunned down by a guy who was wearing a body armor vest at the State of Illinois Building/Thompson Center. The guy's gun had a 30 round clip. The Commander was off-duty, heard the call nearby & went to assist.

Nihilism is a different kind of nothing than that to which I was referring..

I know people who will argue "for" nothing. They're called "Atheists".

Old, but updated A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?""Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun."You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"

Do you rollerskate there? I've got a brand new key!

Maybe he's at the playground with Susie, she's the one who's supposed to know her way around.

Well, one cold day a posse captured Billy And the judge said, "String him up for what he did."And the cowboys and their kinLike the sea came pouring inTo watch the hanging of Billy the Kid

Had a pair of old Panasonic bookshelf speakers with torn baffles & a pair of Infinitys. I had to move & put the Infinitys in a box marked "Books". I had the original Panasonic box. Idiot movers stole the Panasonics, I was holding on to them intending to replace the speaker cones. Jerks - serves them right to steal garbage.

Sorry for your loss. Been there with family, coworkers, regular customers & classmates - it's always tough. It feels like some piece of your life just went missing.

Tell that schmuck not to be a hero too.

But if you think about it, you could invite a few friends...and feed all of them from this. They'd have to buy their own drink.

Apparently, this is available not too far from me...intriguing.