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More like Soggyman.

Missed one -

New Rookie Cubs Pitcher Jordan Wicks - first batter HR. Second batter Single, Third batter Walk...mound visit by pitching coach...Fourth batter KO, Fifth batter KO, Sixth batter KO Second inning: Seventh batter KO, Eighth batter KO, ninth batter Ground out quarter of the way to Kerry Wood's 20 KO game. 7 KOs through 3 innings 9 KOs through 4 3 up 3 down in the 5th, no KOs - probably done for the evening. 15 consecutive outs.

I'm on number 9, number 9, number 9...

Grow a pair and get over in the right-hand lane with the rest of the people doing 85 in a 55!

Ah, but Houses do move. They move with the rotation of the Earth and through space.

I promise not to eviscerate you like last time...

Something tells me this is not the last time the guy will be in the news...

I'll alert the media.

De Beers.