tsar4

Anybody we know?

82 yrs old

He doesn't answer you because you didn't name him "Hobbes". Of course, if he did answer you, you'd have a whole new set of problems about which to be concerned.

If you say so -

It becomes better if you change the lyrics to "F*CK the CASH BAR!"

If you're referring to Rex Smith, that song is pretty terrible but it was released in 1979.

FuBar

If you've ever seen a Renaissance painting with a bunch of obese naked women, you've seen his work.

Fuggs former manager at aflac

The first plastic straws added a nice plastic chemical flavor to your drink. Bleeeech!

I think the last paper straw I saw was in the '70s.

Self portrait of Peter Paul Rubens

5' 12"

I used to allocate merchandise for Wards. Got a letter from the Mgr at the Baton Rouge store, with this long-winded story about how the Arcadians came initially from France to Canada, where they got chased out, migrating down the Appalachian Mountain chain and eventually ending up in Louisiana as Cajuns. The story ended with, "so we're short, squat people like Napoleon - STOP SENDING US TALL & THIN CLOTHES!"