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Less than 20. Unless you count all the 2nd hand stuff from being around my 5 pack a day Dad. BTW - Stage 4 isn't pretty. Quit if you can.

Dr. House makes good.

I have come to the conclusion that zeni is only interested in girls who, unfortunately for him, are great judges of character.

No it isn't!

Just remember to buy a fresh turkey, then you don't have to stuff it because it ain't empty.

Two cents from a hack - if you have certain songs by artists that sound good to you, find out what type/brand of guitar they play. Strats sound different than Les Pauls, hollow bodies sound different than solid bodies. You don't have to go expensive (obviously) but it's a good idea to know the kind of sound you want so you're not disappointed in the purchase from the get-go.

So some creature from beyond is going to use soap to make you disappear?

These parts, that's when they pull out guns & start shooting. 'Course, they do that even if you're not doing 2 mph.

Not just online. Being behind the wheel of a vehicle can turn people into ogres too. The same person that really tries to teach their kids not to bully will ride you a foot off your back bumper if you're not going as fast as they want.

Reminds me of Terry Gilliam

"Too"

Reread your subject.

"manged" vs "managed"

Reminded of Cliff in Cheers - "Two Girls for Every Boyd"

That solves that, Iheartradio gives people mange.

Duck & Cover The 2 tone EBS sound ("This is only a test"). Phone numbers starting with 2 letters - MO4-4100 (Mohawk four- four one hundred)

If I wanted to see a music video, they didn't exist. I remember when games only came on boards. I remember when you didn't have to pay for cable because there were only a handful of channels and were broadcast OTA. Well to do people had antenna rotators. I remember being 8 and going to my first Blackhawks game. There was a lot of smoke and burnt out buildings around the Chicago Stadium. I remember being bored only when there was nobody else to play with, one friend always got Scarlet Fever in the Summer, a lot of the rest went off to Summer Camp. I remember when 5 & dime stores sold bunnies at Easter that farmers had raised. I remember being 6 and playing bowling in our long (to me) hallway with a clincher softball and plastic pins. I remember my parents taking me with to a Parent-Teacher conference. My folks were told that I told the teacher I "couldn't read", which she said was untrue, I read very well. So my folks called me in and asked why I said that & I answered that "I can't read the newspaper" (meaning I couldn't fully understand all the words). I remember going to "Ma's & Pa's Candy store" with a quarter and buying a bag full of candy, bullseye, slow pokes, black cows, root beer barrels, etc. Years later, I walked into a "By the Weigh" candy story, recognized that smell & was immediately taken back to being that kid. Everyone had a black and white tv. Time passed far too quickly.

Can't say I am.

Oh look, the Princess Cruise ship is emptying its septic!