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I think I got a few hundred, a statuette with my name on it. I've got no complaints.

I've seen better...

When you've won a quarterly award at work because you've saved the company "millions of dollars" and they announce it in front of 800 people, "Winning the day" hardly registers.

What are these "books" of which you speak? The word seems familiar.

Ahh, so that's what that is all about. I got an email some time ago from here saying, "I won the day", and had no idea why.

Video game arcades used to have these "Biorhythm" machines. You enter your birthday & another date for the day you wanted your biorhythms and it would spit out a card with your physical, emotional, & mental biorhythms. I entered a few dates on a lark, including one for my 40th birthday. All the cards came out fine with sine wave like printouts...except the one for my 40th birthday - which was flat-lined across the board. It wasn't until the stories about Y2K broke that I figured out what happened. The years were all 2 digit and my 40th was after 01/01/00.

They're doing that in Illinois too. Vehicle registrations are going up across the board too. Trade-ins over $10K are getting heavily taxed. All the money from lottery ticket sales that was supposed to be earmarked for schools is going to cover public union pensions. Now the FBI is getting involved with Chicago Aldermen & State Politicians...who suddenly decide to retire a few days after the Feds show up.

Didn't bother me. I've never called the cops on anyone.

Google is your friend - as I said, this is nerdy.

Didn't want to telegraph the joke by putting the business name at the beginning, plus I would have had to put "Sonic" twice...too redundant.

Done properly, you should neither owe nor get money back from the Gov't. If you owe, you haven't had enough deducted from your paycheck to cover taxes and/or you haven't donated enough to charity and/or you haven't contributed enough to an IRA/401K. If you get a lot of money back, you're deducting too much in taxes. In other words, you've given the Fed. Gov't an interest free loan over the year.

If you go to a drive-up fast food chain and ask for orange juice and vodka, will you get a Sonic Screwdriver? (I'll go quietly)

Wasn't that a Stones song? "When the grid goes down".

Sexual harassment in the workplace.

I didn't - the fireworks at the end of the block woke me up. Considering their brevity, the cops must have been lying in wait somewhere.

Corn Muffin & Coffee.

It gets worse. Ever watch the news where the studio anchor "throws it to" a reporter doing a remote report? Notice there's a delay before the remote reporter starts? (Of course this is only if the remote report wasn't pre-produced) There's the 5 second delay, then there's the transmission delay before the director at the studio sends the signal to the remote camera person to signal the reporter to start (unless the remote reporter has an earpiece - removing a step).

Afraid the Canadians I know mean the same thing this meme infers about Trump.

12/31/2019 - Kane assist, Kane assist, Kane goal 1st period vs Calgary. Pts 799, 800, 801 for the Decade/Career. "You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him!"