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tsar4

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  1. Does the 30 year old have a name?
  2. Pretty much a rip-off of part of the plot of "The Devil and Daniel Webster" (aka "All That Money Can Buy"). Man sells soul to the Devil, hires Daniel Webster to defend him in court in front of a jury of the damned.
  3. With a party horn noise!
  4. You have my condolences.
  5. If he farts, will the tail stick straight out?
  6. Such as it is...
  7. 1650s-1710s. Amazing what a few volcanos popping off can do for natural air conditioning. Whoops - forgot. The Thames froze over, which I guess it never did before or since in recorded history.
  8. ...after the IRS says they've accepted your return.
  9. Snow Plow in a ditch - near Kankakee River State Park (IL)
  10. They can - I've heard them.
  11. So - you're helpless without your phone?
  12. "I'm Batman!", ...said the horse wearing a blanket.
  13. Wouldn't a regular bakery be cheaper? You probably pay a premium because it says "Panera".
  14. Nope, not buying it.
  15. If you're in a poisonous area/situation, plan to get yourself out as soon as you possibly can.
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