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    Life.

    I don't know why this cracks me up, but it does.
  2. Since yesterday morning - my mind is running 5 days fast
  3. Easy mistake to make. I think I've gotten a packaged blueberry muffin at least 3 times and opened it up just to find it was fuzzy with mold. Blech.
  4. *produces a vodka and movable object block* Not partaking of the Bacardi shots, eh? NP: https://youtu.be/dXH10In1AFY
  5. Magnificent Knight in ancient Egypt. (assuming they meant first name) That's right...I'm Batman!
  6. *puzzled* Everything!
  7. *comes through a doorway, emerging from a cloud of smoke* Sorry, things got a little hazy there, I got turned around. *sets up a tray of Bacardi shots* NP: https://youtu.be/9EXE28i4JXU
  8. Suddenly, the hermit steps into the limelight.
  9. Aging like fine wine?
  10. Roughly a Q*bert of Cubits.
  11. Fits the last couple days -
  12. Was it bad that I right clicked that link & chose "Open in new window"?
  13. Just when I thought I was done wearing masks (we're in the purple area).
  14. A Sunth of Mondays
  15. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!
  16. ...wondering what's next from the crazy white man...
  17. That's 'cause so many Poles are here. When JPII visited, they kept talking about how Chicago had the most Poles outside of Warsaw.
  18. You'll be arrested for soliciting. At least that's what happens on cop shows.
  19. Less than 3 minutes outside and 2 hours later I still can't shake the "I've been chewing on charcoal" taste.
  20. Sky looks foggy, but smells like half this burgh is burning down
  21. Twain was a really funny & slyly sarcastic guy
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