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Sometimes in lieu of heating up food I compensate with more hot sauce

"Tonight on the 11 o clock news, the gas station on route 20 apparently exploded when one Mr. Bitch proceeded to flatulate excessively in the general direction of patrons and passersby"

Fart counter includes farts made on gang members as well as non gang members and ghosts and ghost gang members

Kara def gotta be watching DBZ and purposely bought Android 18 clothes believe it

I wonder if the Star Labs shield was purposely meant to look like a Gundam shield Probably

Seltzer is water doing jazz hands

looks comfy af

when you're listening to a song where the singer introduces the next song at the end of the track but you're on shuffle so it transitions into a completely different song that might be funny

Fwanch

Apparently your children get abducted if you return the cart A lady on the internet said so

often times in the morning you're either pooping or waiting to poop, yep sippin dat cafe waiting to poop aint no breakfast yet buddy we waiting to poop is it gonna happen soon? we dont know buddy maybe we do eat before we poop, that's all part of the adventure

angular poo, I wonder if robot make poop like that square gray poo

BWAHAHA I AM FIDEL CASTRO'S GHOST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT I hope that's a good impersonation is that how fidel laughed, did he bwahaha it could happen

uh just keep shouting "I'M A GHOST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT" while you're doing it and.. that might work, maybe..

random comment Toy Soldier's voice reminds me a little of my dentist