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bnmjy

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  1. I don't know about that . . .
  2. That was when you should have said something along the lines of strictly dickly . . .
  3. So are people singing lullabies to their children perverts? The concept of asmr is basically the same thing. Different strokes for different folks, mochi.
  4. He wants to fuck you. Everyone wants to fuck you. There.
  5. I love winter. I don't mind the temps hovering around 20. That single digit shit was absurd though.
  6. "yoni" @1938 Packard
  7. You know, I vividly recall viper expressing disgust when you posted your hooha.
  8. Super Mario World > Super Mario Brothers 3 Also, Sonic sucks prolapsed asshole.
  9. Well, not because they're conservative, but because you said you had a falling out. I don't need that kind of baggage from people. Maybe it's different for you because of the nature of your profession.
  10. Probably. I would throw the gifts in the trash or donate the money, personally.
  11. They're probably expecting something in return.
  12. I'm pretty sure you can have a therapist with you in a car to get over your driving phobia. This might be the best option, as you say you already know how to drive. My case was that I was anxious about learning to drive. After actually doing things like merging into a highway and changing lanes, my anxiety slowly went away.
  13. You should definitely procrastinate. It magically solves everything.
  14. It's because you like Deliverance.
  15. ok cool let party
  16. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
  17. you whip it out and zeni gets afflicted with blunt trauma
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