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  1. bnmjy
    Try harder. Make more wild assumptions with the little I told to rile me. I have faith in you.
  2. bnmjy
    lol but I don't really smoke.
  3. bnmjy
    She's not retarded.
  4. bnmjy
    Do you really expect people to pick up on undisclosed context? (yes)
  5. bnmjy
    I smoked cigarettes in the house and the landlord found out. Looks like cigarette smoke has a smell after all.
  6. bnmjy
    It's not gonna be a section 8 housing project, if that's what you mean.
  7. bnmjy
    I know, I know . . .
  8. bnmjy
    Got little more than 2 months before eviction. I'm confident I'll make it in time, but it still sucks.
  9. bnmjy
    I'm not gonna get a place anywhere close to perfection. If only my dumb mother worked, we would qualify for decent places. Oh well.
  10. bnmjy
    I don't feel like adulting today, or the next month at all.
  11. bnmjy
    That'd ruin the cotton, though she's already saturated in his semen, saliva, and sweat. Bitch just gotta go.
  12. bnmjy
    Caitlyn Jenner has AIDS.
  13. bnmjy
    That's when you and your fiance learn French and start talking shit about them right in their faces. Ah, the power of bilingualism. My mother and I do it in Japanese all the time. Edit: well in your case, trilingualism
  14. bnmjy
    Yeah, you slam that dildo into your hooha, thinking of this guy. Whatever gets you to climax.
  15. bnmjy
    you that's all you ever do
  16. bnmjy
    And you also said you had a millionaire doctor as a father, but you're trying to apply for disability. Gee, what to believe. What to believe.
  17. bnmjy
    no now go on pornhub, search for grapefruit, and play with your hooha I know you really will.
  18. bnmjy
    Your lwc needs to use a small mandarin orange for any friction.
  19. bnmjy
    Also:
  20. bnmjy
    Yep.
  21. bnmjy
    what
  22. bnmjy
    Your house sounds fucking filthy.
  23. bnmjy
    Don't forget about him.
  24. bnmjy
    Kudasai used Whirlpool! It's not very effective . . . ( hint: try an electric move)
  25. bnmjy
    Kudasai used Flamethrower! It's not very effective . . .
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