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10/10 best idea ever

She'll let you stick it in her pooper.

You're seriously . . . not gonna say it.

Give fuggs one more chance. As much of a disgusting bitch she is, I think she was a huge loss to our small community. Also, let's find a way to attract new people. If it only stays as it is until nobody no longer visits, I'm fine with that too.

What the hell is this? It's not like I plan on working two jobs for the rest of my life. Maybe not even for two years.

Yes, earning extra money for yourself is a fate worse than death!

Rick and Morty fans are worse than Steven Jewniverse fans.

lolwut I want money.

fuggs is a dumb bitch anyway. You're better off without her and her parmesan-odor-producing hooha.

holy carp

Another update no one gives a shit about: Had the second interview this afternoon and I think it went well. He told me there were four more interviews after me, and he'd let everyone know who was picked on Monday. It makes me think he already decided on me, but idk. I know better than to get my hopes up. If I get rejected, oh well.

He's going to Texas, and I imagine for sex tourism.

Heavily implied.

3 inch penis

fugg's bunion and nail infection are sentient, indeed

I just heard that song on the radio today for the first time in years, and now I cannot get it out of my head.

It's actually short for Shaquira.

Time to spread your cheeks on chaturbate.

I'm not trying to berate ghostrek, but be real. There's no way he's going to understand that video.

You will be caring about someone other than yourself, and it will add meaning to your own life. However, it is important not to become completely dependent on it. All relationships end, whether it be with breakups or death.

Maybe you just need a lover. There are plenty of desperate single people out there.

You keeping tabs on me now? Because I got into debt with credit cards and I need to pay them off. Plus, I want a new car (well, a better used car). Yes, Starbucks barista is my full-time job. Gas station clerk will be my other. I imagine it will be less stressful, with fewer uppity customers.

memories of dementia . . . ? mumbo, have you ever played Banjo Kazooie?

Update: scheduled for a second interview tomorrow. I guess it went well . . .