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bnmjy

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  1. I'll make sure that donger stays lowered. I have a WMD.
  2. AIDS is scary.
  3. Reverse psychology isn't gonna make me post it right away. Patience, Misaka.
  4. It's very weird, mostly because you doing anything is weird.
  5. Yes, you need to naturally moisture your cuticles with crisco. Then, your hair will have magical properties and behave properly.
  6. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
  7. Bring back :painfap: and :-1:
  8. Fresh mocha latte.
  9. They think you're into that because you keep playing Janet Jackson songs.
  10. On call today. Happy birthday.
  11. moar leaik misery business
  12. Only if it has dairy and real sugar, though high fructose corn syrup is fine. NO SUCRALOSE. I don't wanna get insulin insensitivity.
  13. I held a seance the other day and your son told me he wants you to eat a Big Mac.
  14. Must have been the short bus.
  15. As Shakespeare once said, a rose by any other name . . . smells just like shit.
  16. Wanna see fugg's hooha?
  17. I was in a stroller in front of the carousel at the zoo. I think I was under 2.
  18. I will use lexemes of brobdingnagian proclivities in a futile attempt to court fair maidens to my liking, thank you very much.
  19. lil homie? Way to use antiquated vernacular, ya old coot.
  20. Old man, you have Alzheimer's. Soon you'll be prowling the streets naked and be committed. *fingers crossed*
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