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It's ok for you to be wrong this time.

She needs a priest to exorcise those demons living in her chest.

I don't have anyone I need to cut out of my life, but I'd be a lot happier if I could just take a shit. I'm backed way up and I'm miserable. I'd take a suppository, but my ass is a one way street.

You do that, and I'll make a titty flail. But to get the full affect of the swing, they'd need to be big ol' floppy titties. DD concussion.

I'm laughing because I knew that without you saying it.

Sweet. I bought my wife an acoustic Fender a couple of years ago. Never been touched.

Aren't they making a part 4?

For every five pounds of peanuts, add a box of salt. Then after they boil for an hour, check them and see if they need any more salt. 5 pounds shouldn't take around an hour and a half to boil, if that. If they are salt enough, go ahead and drain them. If they are almost salty enough, leave them in the salt water for about 15 minutes after they are done, to absorb more salt. I always wash the peanuts two times, and pick all stems off before boiling them.

Boiled peanuts are awesome. We buy a few hundred pounds every summer and boil them. I prefer regular, but we do one batch in Old Bay, and it's pretty damn good.

Yikes.

Rip my pants off and burn my asshole seems an appropriate name as well.

His titties did a lot of dribbling in that basketball video he posted.

We just recently had to change cat food brands. We have been through all the brands. I know it's a Nestle product and Nestle sucks ass, but the cats absolutely love Kit and Kaboodle. The last stuff was making one of them sick, so we tried Kit, as it was one of the last ones we hadn't tried. And they love the Temptations cat treats. Especially the cat nip flavor. But they are actually following us around now. Every time we go in the general direction of their dishes, they come running wanting more food. They were feeding twice a day. Now they eat three times a day. I want to try some stuff from Petco. We only bought dog food there. I don't want to buy shit from Nestle, and the cat food is the only thing we buy from them. If I can find something they love as much as Kit, I would be so happy.

Same with nuts. How many times have I crossed my legs and pinched old boys. Or going into a fight, just detach the ol' sack.

I was the manager of a Harris Teeter one time, and the Nutrish brand was one of the most expensive brands we carried. Of course, that was when she first introduced her brand. But they sold like crazy in that store. We were always ordering it. My grandmother, before she passed, thought the world of Rachael Ray. She was ok when she just did the 30 minute meals show, but after that, I didn't care for her anymore. Our local markets now, don't offer many quality pet foods. You have to go to Petco or Petsmart, and take out a loan to get food in there. We once went to Petco and dropped a couple hundred on food and treats for our dog, only to have her run out the house and never come back. That was a double whammy.

Only if it's on chili night.

I don't like Pizza Hut either. But I think they are better than Domino's.

You got fatter and have to cut back before you have a heart attack, without ever tasting pussy? I told you Domino’s was weak ass beta pizza.

I don’t think disco has ever been to discord. She’s played a few cards against humanity games though. I was on discord, but when I left the boards last year, I left discord too.

Bed time.

She’s one of the top posters. She hasn’t been on much the last week though. Anyways, that’s my wife. I am friends with most of the folks from here that go to discord. I haven’t been to discord since last year though.

I went by the same name on discord. So if you are there, we must be cool. You know discolemonade?

Who said that?

Zeni is not a gamer.

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