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Oh I know you’re an adult, and I don’t care about the old man. I just want some damn ribs.

Personalities? I’m only me. And me.

I was going to report him for having a stupid fucking name. Glad he got shit canned. Probably a rain man alt or something.

What time is dinner?

Triggered.

The original thread was regarding what celebrities users resemble. Until crypt said boo was unattractive. I concur with the comment.

Nice.

Whelp. This is one that is safe from me. Ya killed it with that nasty thing in the middle of it.

What is a DID patient?

All depends on what caliber of a parent it is. This parent sounds like a piece of shit. Spankings worked for me when I was a kid. If I fucked up, I got my ass whipped, and I never did that shit again. There weren't timeouts when I was a kid. It was a belt or a switch to the ass. My mom would yell. My dad wouldn't say a word. He'd just beat my ass. I preferred the spanking from dad, because it was over in a second. Mom wouldn't spank me, but she would fuss all damn day long. I used to tell her, just whip me and be done with it.

This dude was posing as me from what I have seen. Or something like that. I do not know. I do not have all the facts yet. All I know is, crypt is out. Abducted by Yip Yip Martian.

Thanks, bro. It's been a long week. Missed some of you guys and gals.

By the way, welcome back.

That dick lick crypt is gonna get got. Better keep my name out of his cock holster. I noticed when I came back, that bitch went into witness protection. Probably circle jerking it with rain man in a shed somewhere.

Uhoh. Not another hoe? Well, I never...

Yep. He should be banned.

I love eating beef.

Definitely child endangerment. Someone could have snatched the kid up at any moment. So, I would assume yes. You can't place your child in a potentially dangerous situation. And in the hallway of an apartment complex, unaccompanied, is potentially dangerous.

Hey crypt, my boy. Don't post my fucking name in a thread, you piece of shit.

You like a lot of cream, I take it.

Dry heaves.

I do not drink anymore, but when I did occasionally have a drink, vodka was the liquor of choice. Also, fucking virgin Shirley Temple. Jesus.

My name and profile photograph are real. That's my name and my eyes.

Yes. A shit fountain. I don't shit. I explode.

It does sound like a pfft. It was so dark because I killed my light so I could get the full creepy factor. I didn't hear any sound while I was there. Just in the playback. It wasn't me, but I don't know what it is.