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UnevenEdge

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  1. Or my real ones.
  2. Thighs and legs. You can keep those dry breasts. That sounded like a lot of innuendo, but I assure you, I am speaking of chicken.
  3. I seafood, I eat it. I'm here all night. Thanks. What a terrific audience.
  4. Shots fired. Haha.
  5. I am also allergic to seafood, which is a shame, because I LOVE shrimp, but they will kill me. I would have had to ordered that with just chicken. Where was this? Not Carrabba's?
  6. Fake news.
  7. Nope. Nope. And nope. Octopus, nope. My grandmother loved that stuff, but I refuse to try it.
  8. Goddamnit. I almost lost my shit @ hate crime. Hahaha.
  9. He said fuck your thread, and he would steal it if he wanted to. (Not really, but I'm bored and wanna see a throw down).
  10. By the looks of your picture, you're already a zombie.
  11. Packard's brother:
  12. Fuckin' family tree goes straight up.
  13. Put a little Neosporin on it. Or A and D Ointment.
  14. Did you know that if you can go down a back alley, and close your eyes and suck on a hose, you can get all the Seamen you want? You could start your own Seaciety.
  15. Count me in.
  16. I want to eat cheetos at a cult wedding.
  17. A Natty Light.
  18. That's a stereotype. That's like asking, don't black boi love Colt 45. Natty Light is shit beer.
  19. Smoked Boston Butt, pulled or chipped. BBQ is awesome. BBQ up north is a method of cooking. BBQ in the South is an actual meal. Weird I know.
  20. Congrats.
  21. I'm home every night, playing around online, because I am married with kids. What is your excuse for being home every night, holding down the internet??
  22. Learned that shit real fast. Like in the first 6 months. Haha.
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