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Who is cactus? Nevermind. I saw after I scrolled further.

I don't get it.

*Bows down to honor the alphaness of my King, Zenigundam. I forever pledge my allegiance to your highness.

There are a few here now that when they reply, it's like reading a novel. If it's over ten sentences, I usually just pass on by. If I want to read that much shit, I'll open a book.

But it wouldn't be old ass music in that time. It WOULD be the jam.

a lot of people like to over explain things here. From now on, just to fuck with people, I think I will just respond with, "I don't get it." Then these drama queens can over explain something again for me, so I can reply again with, "I don't get it."

You would have been locked in with the rest of the poor asses, on the bottom level. You would have been drowned before the rich people even knew they had hit an iceberg.

@Zenigundam, you fucked up your topic, dumbass. Go back and edit that shit. "You what I always found funny about Titanic?" Missing a word there, brain fart.

And pressure washed the house today. Disco and I have been busy, and will hopefully finish this project by the end of the week. Also, got a giant pot of chili on the stove. Not ground beef, but chunks of delicious beef.

His pansy ass should eat more beef. He constantly bitches about saving the planet, while he's shitting worms out. Fuck this guy.

Never heard of it.

There constantly building dollar generals around here. Don’t know why that ones closing. I’ve never bought clothes from there, but I have to get mine from the big and tall shops.

Yep. I have a very close friend who I know irl that is from there, and still lives there. She came to our wedding. I would love to go there sometime. But not to have kangaroo again.

I've eaten kangaroo. Not very tasty.

I'll eat brown gravy out the pot, alone.

Why's it gotta be white gravy? J/k.

You're welcome.

+2

Can I just call you Cactus Jack and say Bang Bang when I reply? It would make things easier.

I took you as the type that listens to old Paul Harvey reruns.

@Zenigundam, why haven't you just hired a hooker, and got your first piece of ass out of the way? I mean, obviously, you've never done the deed with a real, live woman before. A hooker don't care how bad you are at it. Tell her it's your first time. She may give you a virgin discount. She will do all the sick shit you want. Like lick her disgusting feet or whatever gross shit you're into. And you will release all of that awkward energy. Then, you might get pussy off the brain for five minutes. Then, you might be ready to take your popped-cherry dick out into the real world and actually find someone decent, and only suck half-ass at your second try. But get a test after you bang the hooker. Make sure she is clean as well. And for God's sake,, use a condom. You can pick those up in any store. Gas stations. Grocery stores. Walmart. Target. Anywhere. A condom goes over your penis, in case you don't know what they are. Kind of like your sock. Here's hoping for the best. You don't want to die a virgin, pal. You are missing out.

Your mom is not hot or a teenager.

I may have asked you before, but I can't remember. What systems do you play on? Computer right?

The guy who is so concerned about the environment is stealing shopping baskets. That'll show em.

3 pound packs of bacon. I tip my hat, sir. We just became best friends by default. We buy hog jowl by the case. We smoke it. Then slice it and fry it. Jowl bacon is awesome if you've never had it.