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  1. midnight
    Oh shit. Cool. Then there's no doubt it will work.
  2. midnight
    I do too, but I do get tired of it. I usually let it get to my ass, then cut it short, and let it grow back again. But the beard? Nah. It stays.
  3. midnight
    Same here. I survived 100 degree days here, so I will wait til spring.
  4. midnight
    Well, I hope it all works out man. You don't have an idea of how far from you she is?
  5. midnight
    Yeah, I am in my 4th decade of life now, and so far, no receding hair line or baldness. Thick ass hair. But I need a trim.
  6. midnight
    She's beautiful man. The girl isn't bad either.
  7. midnight
    I haven't had one in a few years. It's down to my ass, which means it's about time for one.
  8. midnight
    I am glad to know I am not the only one who has had this problem. Most people look at me like I'm crazy when I say this.
  9. midnight
    Plus, the local grocery store sells the fucking sample boxes of Fruity Pebbles for more than what Walmart charges for the Fat Fucking Family sized box.
  10. midnight
    I can blame it on the gaggle of kids. Plus my son, who is 5, likes to tell people to get out of the damn way. In those words. No idea where he picked that up.
  11. midnight
    Oh, I know what he meant, but it still doesn't take away from the fact that I fart walk in Walmart. Haha.
  12. midnight
    Believe it or not, but water gives me really bad heartburn.
  13. midnight
    I fart walk in Walmart. It's all good. I also like to point, like a child would, at the fat people in the electric carts.
  14. midnight
    It blows
  15. midnight
    -1
  16. midnight
    I don't want oj unless it has pulp in it. I like to semi chew my orange juice.
  17. midnight
    Wake up!
  18. midnight
    Oh. You live in the South too. I used to be the night manager of a Harris Teeter, and yeah, they're high. Except the buy 2 get 3 free deals they have from time to time.
  19. midnight
    No. No. No.
  20. midnight
    I shop at Walmart. Suck my corporate dick.
  21. midnight
    No. He should call her. J/K Mini. Haha.
  22. midnight
    You don't have a picture of the future Mrs. Ghost?
  23. midnight
    That's where you fucked up. When arguing with a deaf person, cover your mouth or turn your head. -1 for losing an argument with a deaf person.
  24. midnight
    Helen Keller got all the salami.
  25. midnight
    Nah. She's a 12. Because she's deaf and all.
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