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Well, you can't marry her, because you are wanting to date the girl who can't hear. However, weigh your options carefully. On the one hand, you've got a girl who can't hear. That's a 5 star gal. On the other hand, you've got a girl, which if you marry, you can probably eat all the Mexican,,,,,,food you want. If she can't speak English, then she's a 5 star gal as well. Choices. Choices.

She is a boohag. She is part human and takes the form of a cat at night. Instead of sucking the air out of your lungs, she is putting it back in, since she loves you.

I'll bet it's the same Mexicans that wanted to buy weed from me. I wouldn't sell it to them, but we smoked one while they made enchiladas.

That was just the chloroform wearing off. Also, the ''finger'' trick does work well. Inb4anyoneelsewithjokes.

Who are they and why do they want you to go to Denver?

He's older now, and is ready for a console gaming system. Plus, the Switch can be taken on the go, like a DS.

I am not sure. I kind of gave up on Mario myself, on the old NES system, back in the 80's, and haven't played much since. I did play Super Mario World on 3DS. But I am not sure if it's an RPG. More than likely is.

That's awesome. I am still debating about getting one. Last year, I got the boy a Nintendo DS, and a bunch of games. A week later,, he got pissed and smashed it. So, I am hoping he learned his lesson and is ready to try again. He loves Mario, but as we all know, Mario can piss you off real fast.

Not bad. You basically got Fortnite for free. This is what I'm considering getting my boy as well.

Your threads are rated R, for retarded, and we all know you suck.

Since you put it like that, I'll take a copy on PS4 and Xbox One.

Deal!

I played that game until I couldn't play it anymore. It would be cool if they re-made some classics like this one. I'd play a new Punch-out.

This thread should be shut down for one simple reason: No one took this fine opportunity to offer the ever famous, tree fiddy. I am disappointed.

Every time I see TKO, I get dragged back to Mike Tyson's Punch-out.

They were Purged.

I farted. Wish you were here.

I like this thread. So by default, you get a pass. So, no.

No. No. The whole punchline to this thread is, "I don't get it." It's my new response.

If you take the time to reply to me, I read it. Unless it's Nabs. I'm not reading his fucking thesis on cow farts.

That's not true. I read things people I like post. I read your long posts, if they are in response to me, or a subject I find interesting.

Cactus Jack hijacked the hell out of this post. You owe me a dollar.

I don't like adulting. Makes me feel old. Scratch that. I am old.

Tough crowd.

I wasn't talking about Sandy. I'm nowhere near passive aggressive. I do not mind at all saying who I am speaking of. I mean, I was mainly talking about worm-ass. But he's not the only one who writes novels, instead of a reasonable comment.