midnight

I don't want to think about you masterbating at all. Like, ever.

Either way, age is irrelevant to her. If you show her attention, you are doomed to be masterbated to, for the rest of your life. She rubs her snatch so much, Will Smith is gonna pop out sooner or later, and grant her three wishes, before killing himself.

Ha.

I agree with you. It wasn't funny.

She can't. They have a restraining order against her.

Someone should kick some sense into your ass. Oh wait. This is manic fuggs I'm speaking to now, right? Stay away from McDonald's today.

You are an awesome parent. /s/

Call Planned Parenthood and tell them you want it sucked out.

The blue ones are nice. So are the emerald ones.

Fuck dollar stores.

I thought it was ''blew.''

My favorite superhero is Ant-Man. My favorite villain is Killmonger.

Monday's make people cry.

Send my apologies to Betty. My bad.

Gay.

Let me help you out. You need fifty dollars for crack. If you suck twenty dicks this weekend, and you get paid three dollars for each blow job, do you have enough money for crack? Life is great.

Did you get extra credit for going?

That's hardcore. I don't even go to people's funerals that I actually did like. People are always telling me about so and so dying, and I'm like, eh, what's for dinner?

In any event, you should totally call his mom and tell him he was a piece of shit, and you go to his grave every night, and whack off.

I'm trying to figure out why you went to the funeral of an asshole, in the first place.

Zeni applies for summer job at day care center.

I have never ignored anyone.