midnight

Why do I think you are Asian?

Ahh. You are close by. (Hears stalker music in the distance).

I feel let down. Fine. Eastern.

You're just stalking now. I live under a bridge with Nabs.

I am a villain in RE3. We've already had this discussion.

You look like you masterbate with cholesterol.

I'm a boss battle in Resident Evil 3. Wanna cuddle?

You laughed at my hands, now my feet are nasty. There's just no pleasing you.

What? I have elephant man disease in my hand.

@Danger_Jules

Do me. Do me.

Why would a call center bitch need lunchroom lady shoes? You're fighting an uphill battle with retarded questions. You should probably stay in dumpster fires, creating more culinary mastershitpieces.

Try to find a man who want give your pussy cauliflower ear.

Sawdy doesn't have to rely on minimum wage shit jobs. He has a career. You have a shitty job. Big difference. He gets pieces of shit like you to do his grunt work. People like you will never move up in society. Minimum wage, government handout bitch. Fucking call center shit job. Followed up with a dollar store shit job.

Hello. My name is White. Ha.

Shoes are not federally protected.

At will states do not need a reason to fire you. We live in an at will state. You can get fired because the boss doesn't like your shoes. Whitey up there will be fired in a few months, then we will get a week of manic rants.

Shhh.

Well, I meant other than her.

None.

I thought you had a mental breakdown and was never to be seen here again.

Haha. You have to have a prescription to be a responsible adult. This is comedy gold.

Haha. You found a way to get out of going to work. You will murder this system. You will be absent more than you will be present. All of those unpaid days off are going to kill your finances.

And just like that, no one gave a shit.

I'm willing to bet your real name is Karen.