Tengu

Probably going to get some dick.

Pfft! She gives it to him.

So vegitarian bacon is a thing, and I have often wondered why would there be such a thing. I mean either they’ve been a lifelong vegitarian and never tasted bacon before or they’re trying to be all hardcore veggie but still miss the delicious taste of bacon. Either way it defeats the purpose of keeping a strictly vegitarian diet if you have to eat substitute meat once in a while.

Your eating habits sound less like a diet and more like deliberate malnutrition.

You have no friends. 😂😂😂😂

One date and she’s your ex? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The place you’re ordering the food from through grubhub is fucking up your order, not grubhub itself.

Mine’s a big dick.

You actually think your coworkers would be honest with you about that? 😂

Like they’d share that info with a peeon like you. 😉

Right, because in addition to being the janator you’re also the company’s legal councel. 😂

Why yes, as a matter of fact is it does. 😉

A story about a loser who wants to rape children getting burned alive by an angry mob of parents.

Only in your mind.

Pussy! Turn in your alpha card.

You come up with the most convoluted stories.

So when you gonna make that video reviewing sponge’s fan fic?

Apparently it’s not, regardless of what you think.

How many times have you told me, personally? Approximately never, but your reputation preceeds you. Along with your thinly veiled attempts at diversion. Let’s just say that the popular opinion on this subject has been established. You choose to ignore that.

Joined May 2017, only has 124 rep points. I joined last august and got 477. 😂😂😂

You like changing the subject when people call you out on your bullshit.

No, about you stealing luggage.

This again?

Hope you get fired for that. 😉

See, not smug at all. More like an immature asshole.