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Tengu

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  1. No, but a memorable scene comes to mind it’s funny because it’s so goddamned true.
  2. Maybe a stolen bus. Also clowns.
  3. Oooooh, so close! Not really though.
  4. All of the above.
  5. Guy gives his friend a ride to the airport, all hell breaks loose and his truck gets stolen. Pillars are shaken.
  6. A 28 year old man I bet.
  7. We got a winnah!!
  8. Way too late for that now.
  9. You’ll do anything other than read Sponges fanfic.
  10. So your only option is sanitation.
  11. John Cena fucked Amy Schumer.
  12. #NeverDateZeni
  13. But does he have balls of steel? I think not.
  14. Right? Where else are you gonna get $150 worth of groceries for $10?
  15. Some alpha you are. 😂
  16. When you do some time in prison.
  17. Right? And it makes his whole “legal teen” thing that much creepier.
  18. If by work you mean beat off the answer is still no.
  19. If the plan was never getting laid you’re doing a great job.
  20. It’s a Gundam Christmas, Charlie Brown
  21. Fucking new jersey 😒
  22. Why would i be jealous of someone who chooses to live in their own filth?
  23. They love garbage. Clean your damned room.
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