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Tengu

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  1. @mochi have you noticed nobody’s liking your posts so far? stahp eet.
  2. Literally.
  3. Right? An ipad screen is bigger.
  4. Who dat?
  5. Happy 60th anniversary NASA!
  6. Ok, maybe a little in the mouth. But most on your face and hair. And maybe a little up your nose.
  7. Drunk. Possibly stoned too.
  8. I promise not to cum in your mouth.
  9. Marky Mark disagrees
  10. Right? Giggle chills sounds like some kind of terminal illness.
  11. There is nothing limited about pumpkin spice. 😒
  12. Like plastic forks or did they bring a metal one from home?
  13. Drink bleach.
  14. Needs moar BAR HAR HAR.
  15. The sheriff’s office has been pretty much reduced to watching the jails and the courthouses with the occasional eviction notice delivery, so excuse me if I don’t believe you.
  16. Who patrols unincorporated areas?
  17. Or food poisoning.
  18. They are the Ohio State Highway Patrol or state police by a shorter name. 😒
  19. Speak for yourself.
  20. I thought they were French.
  21. Kik babe = right hand
  22. Stick a fork in a wall outlet.
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