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Tengu

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  1. Only broke ones and nascar fans.
  2. +1
  3. Somewhere out there a frat boy just peed himself in excitement.
  4. This and mini fridges.
  5. This is how Iโ€™ve always seen stromboli.
  6. Iโ€™m a patient man.
  7. Yeah that looks more calzone-ish to me.
  8. Yeah, it is. ๐Ÿ˜’
  9. Alpha level? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Whatever you say, pussy boy.
  10. You gotta listen to me! Theyโ€™re turning the freakinโ€™ frogs GAY!!
  11. Who the fuck are you kidding? Youโ€™re closer to 30 and thatโ€™s what makes you creepier.
  12. Youโ€™re all wrong. A stromboli is an Italian hot pocket.
  13. No, I called this whole story a lie. Learn to read.
  14. The story is a lie, ergo you are a liar.
  15. Dumbass, learn to read.
  16. Obviously scoob since this other person doesnโ€™t exist.
  17. It shows. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  18. According to certain porn stars the penis should be smaller.
  19. Yet here you are guessing.
  20. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  21. Packard logic: Iโ€™m losing this stupid argument but somehow thereโ€™s something wrong with you. ๐Ÿ˜’
  22. 911 Operator: Whatโ€™s your emergency? Lady: Thereโ€™s whales under the boat! 911 Operatorโ€™s Response: notifies police of possible drug overdose
  23. Arenโ€™t they all though?
  24. Tengu

    You guys

    Nope, theyโ€™re the fakest birds ever.
  25. Whales need a permit for that.
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