fuggnificent

i saw somewhere cruise quit scientology. strike while the irons hot! bet hes lonely without his megacult

i dont see how you couldnt do it

so far she sings: how far ill go chained to the rhythm fight song

when did i say they had to pay me bitch

wut no i work in life insurance. i can help you hide money and keep it from mecing so the irs doesnt go after your ass.

all my knowledge is abt whatever job im currently doing. i forget everything once i leave that job.

so sorry for your lost...so sad

ooh i was a horrid awful bitch,too. im creating a human being. i dont wanna hear shit abt your stupid phone. my legs swelled up the last month real bad too and they didnt care! it was scary!

fuggs fact#1543: i keep the fridge stocked with lemons or lemon juice ALWAYS

lol what is wrong with you?

my sucky ass job made me work up until my due date? i remember being in the elevator with this humongous belly and this lady asked me when i was due and i said,"Tomorrow." i should have faked going into labor just to fuck with them

to date i have two dead previous coworkers. i loved them. great people. i hope yours is ok

i saw the video wheres hes up dancing at 3am. never looked at him the same since.

i gotta rewatch the 2nd matrix...for...science

lol fuck u nabrienal. neo is not retarded.

grapes dont come in pods

or do a sex scene?

i also picked up phillies jr and mikusan that day, too

uhh. ok. fuck you both.

ok in what way was i annoying him?

what? that never happened

by that time hed been rejected so much he just resorted to being an asshole

i read a story once and a can having a car wreck with an aluminum can between his legs...it does not end well

start working out, drink more water and take vitamins

when i was 18-25 men acted like absolute fools around me. i was harrassed relentlessly and one time even chased by two guys. i hated going out in public and i hated men. (i was a virgin) here is one of many stories of the crazy harrassment i endured. i always loved subway. so there was this one subway employee at one subway i frequented. it started off innocent enough. hed be really nice, flirt, ask for my number and id say no. i said no to ALL men. (my mother actually suspected i liked girls). at first he'd accept it and move on. but i kept coming back and he'd get more aggressive. i was young...i knew nothing of sexual harassment..i was used to it. but now thinking back i know what happened crossed the line. one day i went to subway and the guy was the only employee there and he was pissed to see me. he didnt hit on me that time tho. he finished my sub then i asked for oatmeal cookies and he, with this straight mugging face and sneer says "We cant always get what we want." and i laughed awkwardly and go "ha ha...can i please get 3 oatmeal cookies". he ignores me, rings up my stuff and asks me to pay. i didnt say anything, paid and never went back to that particular subway lol that motherfucker.