fuggnificent

*wheels in cartload of tissue and lotion* or should i say Fap Day?

did u watch that bed bug video on youtube? whatd ya think

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i need a tooth pulled and a cap and a filling it can wait

ah naw. dont wanna. omg!

did u see where the guy got the eye/brain worm from eating raw pork? eeewwww

wut? wtf my sig!! well it used to say "i just like to lie there." LOL

weird. hrblock saved my info from last year so i didnt have to do the silly agi thing even tho i went thru the trouble of finding it before i got started on my taxes. i cant remember what it was but one year i called the irs and got the number i needed to file over the phone. they may have stopped that due to fraud tho

your agi from last years return wasnt accepted?

read my sig

i have a 3 day weekend coming up. aint gonna do shit....well..maybe take madison to the museum. got my state tax refund back today

so beautiful ?

yup got $160 left worth of stamps. lets go!

lobster speaks to the heart

you are so right, red lobster. so right. ?

mmm chewy crayons...

yas so delicious its obscene!

i took creative writing and fiction in college. Aced both. wanna see my transcript?

i hate you people

you do know 50 shades is a rip off of twilight dont ya? so its free season

they called my aunt. THIRD person on the emergency contact list. they cant do that cuz she doesnt have a cell phone and is not always home.

why does stilgar still respond to my stuff?i havent talked to him in over a year

so much wrong in this post. whatever. yall banned from my deja stuff anyways

you think everything is illegal. isaw u say youd go to jail for forgetting to file one measly ole w2