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Who said you can speak, worm?

Obviously casing the place.

Ill slit your throat first. Then she can have you.

Its abuse.

In a world of fuck buddies, gaslighting reigns supreme.

Hes probably not into watersports

me today cuz i didn't wear a bra all day

mom agreed to finally leave the house and go. trying to convince my friends to drive into town and go with me. i was sad there was no oyster roast here but this is even better!

25 taco vendors, tequila, maragritas, and a kids zone!

Thanks human for the nice new warm bed.

Theyve been working with the govt for years. They think we are inferior and just a step above monkeys. They think theyre our Gods.

hmm. i dont like blonds either.

wrong. the thread says if she were real and not a muppet.

Thats how i ended up in a crossover. Rented one and loved it.

Dreamt i was chilling in a foreign country in this villa on this comfortable pallet ordering take-out all day. 😎

So thats where vampires get them from!

Some pot head is gonna be real mad.

Yo dick

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Why would your parents care about whats in your gfs pants? Hmm Maybe after a while...like before marriage or anything so they're not looking for kids.

when i was pregnant, something weird would happen to the ligaments in my hips. woke up one morning, got out of bed and fell right on the floor - couldnt walk. it passed after several minutes. but i had to sleep weird to stop it so i ended up sleeping on my couch. i still sleep on my couch. my bed is too uncomfortable. also if i sit a certain way my ligaments still get messed up and i can barely walk. i read somewhere in a pregnancy book the ligaments relax in the pelvic region to make it easier for the baby to pass... i dunno but its extremely painful and scary.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

He either wont know what it is or realize its you. If you tell his gf she might realize what scum he is and dump him.