fuggnificent

.... .... Birth certificates?

Hmm. I never put them in my pockets.

My connection is too slow to find a card at work but: i <3 u 2!

prince sitting in heaven pissed

wow dood your rep sucked. i wouldn't even get that for my 7 year old. she has the galaxy avant.

Very true! I even woke up early and got my daughter to school on time lol

I had to tell a guy whose 5 year old son got shot and killed that the claim examiners are asking for a toxicology report. On a 5 year old! So the guy starts going off on me "my son is dead and yall are giving me more trouble than the life insurance people!" Where in the world do you have life insurance on a 5 year old i dont know. He hung up in my face. Same week...a 19 year old child was shot and killed. Her parent handled it better tho.

Nobody gave me shit. Time passed fast. I met call quota according to my complex calculations i created to meet my numbers. I lowered my car insurance by $160 cuz a speeding ticket fell off. Mom cooked. My twist out on fleek!

The s4 sucked balls. What you got now?

The s6 is extremely stable. Im afraid to get another phone because this ome is trouble free. That could also be because i have like 40 gigs of free space on it.

Happy monday poof hows your day going so far? Did u get any sleep?

Thats a prince song?!

Lol you still want miku to donate dna Sigh

Yup. Match made in heaven

Im highly allergic to lamictal. It caused my body to stop healing. Scary shit yo!

What? You had two Martins tonight? You dirty whore!

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Um i do know the father. How late are you to the party? I posted him texting me asking me to have another kid.

Who remebers these from the 90s? Lol i was like oh shit. Then i got home and realized i had to fold 10 of those motherfuckers lol my daughter told fortunes all weekend. Anybody get ready for valentines this weekend?

Howd you know how to prepare it?

Buddy and sawdamizer can call me anything under the sun but if i say anything back im wrong. Shes all about being accepted by all male members of the board. It wont work out.

He just found some autistic girl. You might be clocking in before you know it.

Yah im so glad i pay dish to watch the same shit i watched 10 years ago. Still entertaining tho!

It was in quotation marks, moron. Too busy gasping and wheezing to notice them?

"I can't breathe"