Claiming she doesn't have time to chop her hair. Now she gonna sit there and flatiron two fucking feet of hair and have my child looking like milli vanilli
Things i should say to the congregation?
Here ill start:
"The reason i never come to church is i prefer to read my fiction in the comfort of my own home...."
She asked if more people had been promoted to leadership in a meeting we all were in. They were nasty and told her she didnt make the cut. Now we are all having lunch and talking and she started crying because of it.
Because shes been waiting for the promotion to Senior (the promo i just got) since September. Thank god with my big mouth i didnt tell her i got it in less than 3 months. π―