fuggnificent

nah but im sure you could google it and figure it out on your own. less typing for me.

totally not looking to take your virginity

it wasnt an offer, bish

fuck me

basically the rich use them to hide their money from the irs while getting up to 30% interest earnings on dividends tax deferred not next year but def in 2019 im buying a policy with paid up additions and paying extra in premiums so it can earn interest then fucking withdrawing it after 15 years without penalty if u have REAL money...say..$50k or more inbox me and i can tell you how to earn way more interest with your money than with any bank ever could. but shit you probably already know if you're truly wealthy

youre not really in debt until you cant pay for it and you default on the loan

wheres the gif? youre losing your touch

alright, dont be the next matt lauer

for her dogs now my mom is asking me to claim the 5 cats she feeds

yah but you gotta pay

oh lord jesus i saw this and thought he died

sorry dood. do something special for you.

im not super creepy. maybe you shouldnt be so super awesome then i wouldnt have to drink your dirty bath water

i was talking to bucket

you do know my klonopin is prescribed, right? im sure he was suggesting i try something illegal

my job is m-f and the latest shift gets off at 630pm we have a 7 point system ...3 tardies is one point...missing a whole day is 1 to 1.75 points. so our schedule is extremely flexible. find a better job.

sleep

doesnt it mess up your car

you guys dont even know who della reese was...so....

2 my cousin bought 1 my coworker asked me to make for her 1 is for me! i tried to make 6 but they were deep dish and there was only enough fijlling for 4 edit i forgot the pic

fuck you fuck you and especially you

i fapped ?

boy, go back to work

hold my beer

how am i dissing them by quoting them? and minority poc lgbt members arent doing that shit...until they do...its in the things white people say thread