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Seeing that caffeine stimulates the intestines, and that at least 2 of the other ingredients can cause frequent stools or diarrhea, I'm sure that it's effective. At least it's not as blatant as the tea with senna in it.

Have to have the semantics right for it to be billable.

Update your sources - it was changed to Dissociative Identity Disorder back in the 90's. Antidepressants, antipsychotics, and anxiolytics are all used in treatment of DID.

Sertraline? You're asking an awful lot from a simple SSRI. I'm thinking olanzapine,or maybe a little good old-fashioned haloperidol.

How can you not get him? You're stuck to the end of his arm.

To see if he's competent to stand trial.

I live for the day that you forget to change accounts.

Shut up, Rebecca.

Are you sure that this isn't something court-mandated for your friend?

I wish I could juggle.

It's fucking snowing.

Was this a case of your right hand not knowing what your left hand was doing?

It's that stuff somebody always brings to a church supper or potluck lunch, cottage cheese and either canned mandarins or crushed pineapple mixed up with either orange or lime jello powder to a uniform color. I think that there might be cool whip in it, too, and sometimes maraschino cherries. I don't know what it's called, but it's noxious. Not ambrosia - that involves marshmallows and no cottage cheese.

Somehow, my stepmother still gets one every year.

Phone books

Heartache Tonight?

What? No "Hotel California"?

Oh. You mean she prefers guys who have career plans and/or are physically fit to guys who are cultivating cirrhosis as a lifestyle?

Your friend has no friends. He does, however, have Rebecca.

That awful thing made with cottage cheese, jello, and canned fruit.

I always feel badly for her, because he only visits us, but he lives with her. We should start a GoFundMe for Zeni's mom to start eviction proceedings.

"May I please speak to your manager?"

Hasn't his mother suffered enough?

No. As long as there are sandwiches, there will be mayo.