mthor

Consider yourself lucky - I once got this one stuck in my head for 3 of the longest days in my life.

The 80's

None of the above. I like mosasaurs.

You, uh, haven't read sponges' fanfic yet, I take it?

And a restraining order is just a way to get some time to think about the relationship...

Dunk tank or drunk tank?

Which is why you can't get a date?

I tried it once. It was complicated and not really worth the effort.

Madonna

It warns every woman of child-bearing age to run in the opposite direction as fast as possible.

Oh, come on. Oatmeal with raisins or apples with some allspice and cinnamon is good on a cold night when one doesn't feel like cooking real food.

As soon as I get cleared, I've got a couple of twisty-stretchy things that I used to do for my waistline. Time to start working on it again, seeing as how for the first time in years, I have one. :-D

No, if you stop and think about it, it makes perfect sense, in a warped sort of way.

Oooh, I'll have to check it out. There's no Whole Foods up here, but I'm going back down to my daughter's for a few days Sunday, and she lives fairly close to one.

Yes, by all means, tell the manager. It'll give him a good laugh when the employee who has no problem no call/no showing tries to report another employee for talking on the job.

You have a really subdued sense of "naughty."

What's a Rip's big bowl? I've never heard of it, and it sounds intriguing (although I never liked banana nut crunch, but then again, I'm no great fan of banana bread.)

Fruity Pebbles? By the seven bleeding wounds of Christ, I will defend your principles, but I will eternally deplore your taste in cereal. Give me Raisin Bran or give me death (That's what happens - you hit middle age, and high fiber becomes appealing. )

It's all a matter of taste, which in your case, is doubtful, given the cut-rate piss water that you drink solely for effect.

Can't hurt - I've been told that God hears the prayers of sinners first.

Not in this lifetime.

Enjoy your dreams - they're unlikely to become reality.

That's not really going to be roasted per se, it's going to turn out more braised, like a pot roast. what cut of pork are you using?

I did. It didn't help. Rephrase it. Edit: Please.

Did an actual cook create this technique, or did you make it up yourself? Also, unless you cover it with marinade while it's in the oven, it's going to be dry. And no, basting it with the marinade isn't going to help, not for the marathon session you have in mind (not to mention that basting with marinade is a bad idea because of cross-contamination.)