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Turtles aren't very exciting. Get her a shark. Or a boa constrictor. Or a lion.

Not yet.

Turtles carry salmonella.

Don't ask questions that you don't want answered.

That's not a man bun. That's like a man tic tac. You may want to wait a bit before you try this again.

Now don't knock bugs - 100% lean protein.

Yeah - my sister gave me an UP - it's like a fit bit, and when you log in what you eat, it lists all that. Handy, because they put me on cholesterol med, and I want to get it down far enough so that I can get off them...I need another pill like I need a hole in the head.

Kitchen's closed for the night. You want a sandwich, make it yourself. And put the damn mayonnaise back in the fridge.

If you don't want to be that guy, then why are you being him?

And, much as I hate to sound like I'm copping out, the meds don't help. I've had to be really conscious of what I eat in order to lose anything since I started them.

Normally, I'd agree, but desperate times call for desperate measures. I'm going to have to start putting the cider in the fridge and the beer in the cupboard. (And it was darn good.)

What does the house payment have to do with it? Just curious.

Normally, I like coffee with PBJ, but I'd just come in from mowing the lawn. Milk is just not something that sounds good when I'm thirsty.

No - an IPA. Stout sounds like a good match, but I don't drink enough to justify buying it, and for what I use it for, it'd be too heavy to cook with.

Personal preference, I guess - beer and M&M's were always my father's go-to when we were watching old movies. Grossed me out of my gourd back then, but maybe it's a middle-age thing.

Actually, that's what I wanted, but all I could find cold was beer. (I don't know why I keep it cold - I cook with it a lot more than I drink it.)

In fact, I think that this is better than beer and chocolate.

is a very tasty combination.

So do I call a psychiatrist or an exorcist?

Thank you for the explanation.

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, but good luck. Carpe diem!

No. Dyes and perfumes are bad for the naughty bits. Besides, the hair makes it look scratchy.

Maybe you're obstructing.

And you meet such lovely people.