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You guys kidnapped thomas! *calls 911*

Absentee for disability

Wtf

He probably wanna fuck u and mad about it

I love McDonald's biscuits too But did you know (Now this might change your life) That chik fil a's breakfast biscuits are even better

I know i know. But then i have to let my supervisor and the control board know im pooping which i did one day last week. Dont wanna make it a thing lol

LOLOL you are so awesome!

Lol my cat was sneaky. He was only a bad kitty if i wasn't around

Aww. I used to call my cat that, too!

I got mine last month. It said i was passionate about what i do which translates to "wow she actually gives a shit about this job when none of us do!" Lol

But do they love u? Really?

On the toilet, as i snooze Again the coffee has made me poop Hoping no one hears me shoot On my lunch but cant get no food Stupid coffee, im its fool Lord make it easy, make it loose So i wont get back late too!

I still need to see a star is born but madison wants to see this and that nutcracker movie

Slave labor? I carried like 50lbs of laundry to my car and back by myself. No help. Then i just now looking for something to sleep in i realize she didnt pack any of my nite clothes i washed. Their still in the washing machine. And she put stuff ON and AROUND the machine without taking the clothes out. Alternate universe husband me had to beat the shit out her again. Now i gotta rewash those clothes and take them back out to be dried. I do NOT have the time. Oh well. Guess someone is gonna be left at the polls while i go back to the landromat. Hope the KKK dont show up especially since she wants to go when all the racists are off work AT NIGHT.

No. Not me. Me as a man married to her. But by this time id divorce her for hardly ever cooking anymore then making only inedible shit.

Didnt u have a traumatic accident? And u still remember all?

Yah i dont get people who take babies and children under 4 there. I read in some college class most people have amnesia around the 1st 4 or 5 years of their life. I took my kid when she was 4 and i regularly ask her questions about the trip so i get my money's worth

One of my closest friends brother...whose house i always went to... says i loved brad pitt and the movie interview with the vampire so much i had a magazine about the movie i carried with me everywhere. I faintly remember wanting something like that but i dont remember actually having it.

The CEO stopped by aflac i think once. Im sure u know the CEO of tmobile. He never visited. You had to be specially selected to be flown to some exotic location, given free shit like ipads and smart watches and fancy tmobile shirts to see him. I made it on the same team with the top performers who saw him year after year and theyd tell me abt it. But in no way was i working as hard as them to go. I basically barely made it on that team from my stats and they were what was left for a good schedule. Lol inspiring people tho..no drama. The President of TMobile visited the call center. We shut the whole place down and convened in the middle on every floor looking down on him. I think i was on the same floor as him because i remember looking up and seeing hundreds of people cheering. It was crazy. We had lots of fun there despite all the trifling black Charleston girls they hire and dont drug test. We have meetings with the senior management where we complain and suggest stuff just for them to ignore us and change nothing where im at now.

#motivation All the MVPs and employees of the month had lunch with management a few months ago. They forgot me. (I was an MVP). All i got was ANOTHER company mug...when i already had one doing nothing on my desk for getting 100% on all 4 of the exams in training.

So Thursday i come home and it smells great. Im happy. Mom cooked. I get to the pot and open it. BBQ pigs feet and cabbage. I want the cabbage but theres no fucking meat to eat with it. You have no idea how much i wish i lived in an alternate universe where im her husband and can beat the crap out of her. So me and madison have cheap $1 tortino for dinner instead. So my aunt comes over sunday and my mom starts cooking for her for hours. Im happy. Gonna eat good today! It smells great! I open the pot. Its fucking chicken feet! So me and madison get McDonald's instead. I dont even say nothing right. So tonight i come home and go do laundry. A loooot of laundry. I dont wanna cook. I call up madison "you hungry?" Madison says yeah. I say "i got you bebe". So i go to lizard's thicket and get take out I give my mom the laundry to fold and ask her to put the sheets back on the bed (she knows how to do it the best). Then i sit and eat. She comes and throws the sheets in a basket on the floor and says "IM NOT DOING IT. YOU COME HERE WITH FOOD AND OFFER ME NOTHING!! WWWAAHHH!" I say, "Oh..you dont have any pig feet or chicken feet left? Thats too bad.😢"

I got zilch after 9 years at tmobile. But they gave us points on a regular basis for a website i ordered a bunch of crap from.

But look how happy they are to be in America!

I like hows there's all these buddyroes but i posted that i got an xbox customer with that handle, buddyroe basically said i was lying

Ugh so sorry! This is why i got the flu shot and have for many years. There was a girl last week they chase out becuz she came to work sick on More thanONE day..then these trifling girls were spraying lysol at her lol