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!!! *looks between legs and only sees empty space like on a barbie* Fuuuuuuuuuck!

How u figure that 🙄

I wanna watch it with my family minus the kids

Im sure he did

Whats wrong with me?

😳

With a stripper?

The one place listed i called during my lunch and the lady answered while she was talking to someone else. Nope. Too unprofessional. Dont trust them with my kid.

CONGRATS! PAAARRTTYYY AT GARBAGEPAIL'S!!!

Yah itd be awkward sneaking doods in my brother's house LOL! ill probably move back to Chas once Madison is older and can be left alone for just. a couple hours til i get home. Its scary having a really beautiful child cuz its make u very paranoid. Its how she ended up at my moms....weirdos watching her and one day she got scratched in the face. I said THATS IT and drove her 100 miles to my mom THAT VERY SAME DAY I dunno...just send us good vibes lol maybe everything will work out.

Haha must be nice. My brother has a basement that has everything but a kitchen but he said i cant live there lol believe me...ive asked. 🤣

She also drinks my drinks i have in the fridge. Yesterday she ate the lychee coconut jelly out of my cup that i drank out of the day before. Had to have a discussion about germs but she didnt care. Bet if we had a dog shed kiss it and shit. She dont get none of that from me!

Not necessarily but u gotta check on kids that age..even older...to make sure theyre cleaning themselves. My sis in law found out her 12 year old wasnt even getting in the tub and was just running water for 20 minutes

Im glad im not buying nobody shit this year so im not out fighting traffic...online ordering and amazon etc does nothing to cut down on holiday traffic

Man i miss it more everyday. My lil spot was niiiiice lol (Yes..maybe i went overboard with the toys lol)

19-30 for new meat

She sold it to me on the black market! http://www.live5news.com/2018/11/15/florida-woman-steals-live-lobster-red-lobster-sheriff-says/

Hes been forcing his fantasies on people all day!

Washcloths are dry by next time u take a bath. Loofahs are damp after just like washcloths and i clean my washcloth after every area i scrub. Loofahs probably arent as clean because they are thicker.

I dont see any difference. Answer the question!

I dont know what an employment book even is but i laughed

We have to force madison to use washcloths. And then she only uses them on her face. And we have to watch her and make sure she does it. Still. After years of her bathing herself. When i showered with her dad back in the day there was never a washcloth in sight! And when he spent the nite, he didnt shower in the morning. Just left all icky! Can nastiness be passed down in your genes? Need to know.

Bye bye bored suburban white kids!