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Lol u killing me!

I wanna learn how to play electric guitar How should i go about buying one? @PowerKing ?

Watch yer language, child! The special psychiatrist doctor is gonna make u normal again.

Ok baby mommy's gonna make an appt with a special doctor rite meow

IT WAS SUNDAY DAMMIT!

Today is Sunday, bitch.

Their wings are huge and their chicken tenders are great. Great fries too. I didnt go for me tho. My daughter keeps making me take her.

First, you can find me a man whose not a scrub with his own place. You can get me a better paying job. And you can watch my kid and make sure she does all her homework until i get home after work. Thanks!

HAHAHA Petty Vamp: yes id like to report a suspicious male who has drugs i pla- i mean, drugs in his trunk on the way to a booty call. Uh...no...i wouldn't like to leave my name. Make this anonymous .

So i dont eat anything sweet during the week but i might get something nice on the weekends, right? So i buy this huge cheesecake brownie and i only take two bites cuz im feeling guilty, right? Maybe the brownie can last me ALL WEEK im thinking, right? So i go into the kitchen to take my meds and figure ONE more itty bitty bite wont hurt I open the box and THIS is what I find! Im not exactly sure who did this to me but it BETTER NOT be the same child i asked 3X at Great American Cookie if they wanted something...anything..and they adamantly said no and acted like i was getting on their nerves...and then comes home and eats my $4 brownie And its in a box! Its not like it was sitting there out in the open tempting whoever...they had to OPEN my box and nibble my shit down to a crumb. Times like these i hope i win the lottery cuz i aint saying shit. Im just gonna disappear for a few weeks first.

YEAH HE TEAM KICKING FUGGIN AAAASSSS

No theyre not. Damn, nephew got some hot teammates. Gonna have to pay baby boy a visit!

The switch is not included with that

Weren't you drunk like 2 days ago?

Hes playing with UCF on abc rite meow! Tune in watch and him CRUSH the opposition.

*whistles*

I wanna play so i can cremate everyone like last time 🤣

Aight, son! BALLAH!!!!

You know they make shampoo and conditioner for beards...ya know...uh...just putting it out there.

It was the "apple bottom jeans,boots with the spurs" song

I got more hair than that on my hoohah!

Cuz he dont know how to play them on the piano 😏

I dunno why but i REALLY REALLY wanna live underwater. Which is weird cuz i cant swim.

If i wanted to see a music video for my favorite band,i had to sit and wait for mtv to play it then recorded it on vhs (oh! And mtv played music videos for hours and weird shit at nite like liquid tv!) I remember when games came with every character and instead of paying for extra special characters, you had to get the code from a nerdy friend and unlock the character by pressing the right buttons during start up. I remember when you didnt have to pay for cable if you knew a guy I remember being 8 and being the only one in the house who could program the vcr. I remember being bored and having no phone or internet...so id find a screwdriver and take shit apart and put it back together (this was before i was old enough to go to the library on my own) I remember when people sold cats on the street that werent microchipped or fixed. You took them home and they were yours. If they got out ...theyd eventually come home. Some "rescue" didnt own the cat forever or was able to terminate your ownership of said cat. I remember being 6 and leaving my house by myself and going inside other people's houses and wondering the neighborhood all alone for hours and no one got snatched or molested. I picked wild blueberries and played in a creek catching crawdads. We went deep in the woods and ate raw oysters. Same mom that let me do all this now gets mad if madison is playing in the front yard for too long. (This might not pertain to everyone because i was precocious) i remember coming home and doing all my homework without being told, teaching myself multiplication and division...basically...all subjects being easy af and not once asking my parents for any help. Now math is all retarded. Kids these days need laptops and quizlet and tutors just to make it out of elementary school. I was done with all homework after an hour then played all day. It takes madison hours to do all her work and sometimes she gets up at 5 am to finish it (might be an AP thing tho). I remember going to the "Candy Lady" store with $2 and buying a bag full of candy, lick ups or pickled pig feet. Now kids come over and drink up and eat up all your shit for free. Everyone's dad had a station wagon. Time passed soooo much slower.

Awww...i feel bad for him 😭