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Robbing and theft season is over! Until tax time, theives!

Thats you everyday

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The $60 for games smaller than the Nintendo 3ds is killing me

Teach me how ta cook!

Basically a fucking oversized DS with better graphics.

I toned it down a lot this year. So i can home...we tracked santa..then i had a mini breakdown lol I left the house and when i came back everyone was asleep. I think started searching for porn and found what ive been looking for all year (thanks santa!) Then stayed up all nite...er...enjoying it. Then i had to change clothes and shower cuz i had a little too much fun then i realized it was 7am. Id gotten NO sleep. And Madison was sorta awake and i say to her "you remember what day it is, dont ya?" Then she jumps up wide awake lol Got her: Litten action figure, nintendo switch, mario odyssey and pokemon eevee Mom got her a dance game and a small portable karaoke machine I got my mom a very luxurious bathrob that was $50...then on sale for $20 then on sale for $9 at CVS.. she loves it! I got her favorite color, too! I gots nothing cept my amazing porn. My new boyfriend arrives tomorrow so im waiting to really put him to use with my new porn Merry xmas everyone!

IVE BEEN SUMMONED!

you lack imagination and creativity. this is why you aren''t a writer and slag at computers all day. let me handle this, kay??? i could do it.. but i fucking hate superhero action stuff. i like romance junk...but the world NEEDS this!

Wrong. Spiderman being a teenager and superman being an orphan are significant pieces of their back stories. And i think most people love the spidey being a kid. Wrong wrong so wrong

Pics please 😍 Couldn't be me...i woulda been a straight boy but over the top with it..like a drag king over the top Could be worse. I dont spend time with my family because even tho we all do well in school they are all a bunch of fucking ignorant ass dipshits who say the dumbest shit... nothing good,basic as hell, racist,homophobic you name it. Just cause theyre black doesnt mean they are any less ignorant than racist white folk. Last time i was in a room full of them they wanted to call my kid "white girl" and i cussed them out screaming HER NAME IS MADISON! MADISON! DONT YOU FUCKING CALL HER NOTHING ELSE! That cousin gonna cry to my mom and "apologize" to HER not me! And another one of my stupid shits of a cousin had the nerve to call ME mean. Bet i never heard nobody say it again tho!

Shes still superwoman stupid with all the same powers WHILE doing all the other stuff

Or superman gets credit for everything she does

AND WONT EVEN SAY SORRY OR OFFER TO REPLACE THEM!!! Like i bought it home and put it in the kitchen. My mom immediately take it into her room and i figure its to protect it from madison. Well sunday i go to the pack and only 2 are left and the rest were ALL GONE

My fucking kid and fucking mom ate my xmas gift from work....12 fucking almond joy candies...even tho they know they didnt get me shit!

EXTREME MOOD SWINGS! come in...have a seat..what can i get you? Eggnog? Apple cider? Hot chocolate? Let me get your coat. I flipped out on my mom and went to McDonald's to binge and am sitting in my car texting trying to MAKE THE RAGE SUBSIDE. Im probably pregnant or its pms cuz i cant stop eating and i feel like im turning into a fucking monster Ill go inside and take a fucking test. My luck i would finally be pregnant by some stupid lame motherfucker who cant manage to keep his car on the road like a fucking responsible adult with some goddamn sense when hes almost 30 fucking years old

How about a superhero who works multiple jobs where she's essential to all the inner workings of the company (everything goes to shit without her), is going to university at night, taking care of children on her own with no help yet they go without nothing, funny, beautiful, strong curvaceous body, creative, caring and her cooking makes your toes curl?

So if she left her shoes on and sat cross legged youd have no problem? My tiny bestie in highschool was small enough to do that. Hell shed even drive like that on long trips. No one cared.

Women are closer to gods then men for we create life. Men usually end it or destroy it.

Yyyyayyyyyyy i win da thread whooptee That was actually a bonus question in aflac training that everyone but one girl missed

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Oh sorry Did u kno if u die parachuting your insurance might not pay?

😮 Oh shit Ok ok um. Hmm. Name a situation other than suicide that can stop an insurance claim from being paid out.